Law of MPs

Mohitoz’ Law #268

Newly-elected MPs who take the oath in Parliament will soon start swearing.

First Law of Mubarak

Mohitoz’ Law #267

Courtesy Ron Mukherjee

When people feel gypped, it is pointless cutting out their ‘e’.

First Law of Rajnikant

Mohitoz’ Law #266

Rajnikant will henceforth be known as Rajnican.

First Law of Hospitals

Mohitoz’ Law #265

Patients will come for the surgery, but stay for the complications.

Second Law of Breakfast

Mohitoz’ Law #264

(Inspired by Kishi Arora)

The softer the bread, the harder the butter.

Fourth Law of Gurgaon

Mohitoz’ Law #263

Commuters will have to battle it out on Gurgaon’s roads because the city is named after Guru Dronacharya of Mahabharat fame.

Law of Price Hikes

Mohitoz’ Law #262

A fuel price hike will happen on the day your tank is running low.

First Law of Suhel Seth

Mohitoz’ Law #260

Inspired by The Seth

“Just because I’m everywhere, it doesn’t mean I’m God. Not yet, anyway.”

Law of Biscuits

Mohitoz’ Law #259

(Inspired by Diya)

A crisp chocolate bourbon biscuit, dipped into hot coffee or tea, will break and fall in a gooey mess before you can bite into it.

Second Law of Loos

Mohitoz’ Law #258

(Contributed by Venu)

The mobile phone in your pocket will ring six seconds after you’ve unzipped.

Law of Bovinity

Mohitoz’ Law #257

(Contributed by Maitreyee [Moon] Mukherjee)

People who have a problem with cattle class should not hobnob with cash cows.

Shashi Tharoor: from cattle-class to cowed down by Lalit Modi (image courtesy: The Hindu)

Law of Eyjafjallajökull

Mohitoz’ Law #256

(Contributed by Ranajit Mukherjee)

It takes just one volcano in Iceland to freeze the world’s airline industry.

Fiery volcano in Iceland freezes global aviation industry (Photo courtesy: Boston.com)

Law of L Modi

Mohitoz’ Law #255

(Contributed by Ranajit Mukherjee)

Apna luck zyada mat Pushkar.

Law of Shoaib Malik

Mohitoz’ Law #254
(Contributed by Ranajit Mukherjee)

Sania, yet so far.

The Sania-Shoiab saga (image courtesy: The Guardian)

First Law of Mayawati

Mohitoz’ Law #253

Monday-morning blues are for political opponents only.

Law of Naomi Campbell

Mohitoz’ Law #252

I can be in the driver’s seat even when I’m being driven.

Law of First-time Fathers

Mohitoz’ Law #251

The smaller the child, the bigger his wails.

Law of Sonu Nigam

Mohitoz’ Law #250

Vidhu Vinod Chopra’s mouth seems to have a mind of its own.

Third Law of Mamata Banerjee

Mohitoz’ Law #249

Just because I’m the Railway Minister, it doesn’t mean the Opposition can rail at me.

Refusing to be derailed by the Opposition, Mamata Banerjee presents her maiden Railway Budget (image courtesy: http://www.ibnlive.com)

Law of Condoms

Mohitoz’ Law #248

Small should be large.