Tag Archives: America

Law of Naomi Campbell

7 Mar

Mohitoz’ Law #252

I can be in the driver’s seat even when I’m being driven.

Naomi Campbell: always in the driver's seat

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Third Law of Taliban

23 Jan

Mohitoz’ Law #219

Watching TV is dangerous; carrying explosives is not.

Law of Reverse Attraction

17 Jan

Mohitoz’ Law #213

Divorce can lead to marriage.

Second Law of Taliban

10 Jan

Mohitoz’ Law #205

All money must be spent on expensive machine guns and rocket launchers but never on shoes.

First Law of Kissing

9 Jan

Mohitoz’ Law # 204

Kissing someone goodbye at an airport is a national security threat.

However, you may wish to learn this before you board your next flight:

Dating Humor:
How To Kiss Someone Passionately

Law of Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab

7 Jan

Mohitoz’ Law #201

Just because I have a rocket near my pocket, it doesn’t mean I know how to explode it.

(Comic courtesy: http://www.salon.com)

Nigerian Bomber's Underpant Attempt

A spoof on the failed bombing attempt by a Nigerian (Comic courtesy: http://www.salon.com)

First Law of Taliban

6 Jan

Mohitoz’ Law #200

Vests come in only two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.