Law of Blue Moons

Mohitoz’ Law #194

See one, get to see another one free in the same month.

Brands offered a one for one free in 2009. So did the moon. (Image courtesy: Gulf Daily News)

Law of 31st December

Mohitoz’ Law #193

Just because resolutions are made, it doesn’t mean that they have to be kept.

Law of Belly Dancers

Mohitoz’ Law #192

Real politicians do not have the stomach for competition.

Norsheen Bhatti, aspiring politician, raises more than just eyebrows (Photo: Daily Mail)

Second Law of Shashi Tharoor

Mohitoz’ Law #191

Being a part of the External Affairs Ministry doesn’t mean that one has to be diplomatic.

Third Law of Cricket

Mohitoz’ Law #190

The DDCA is capable of failing a test even when it’s an ODI.

Law of ND Tiwari

Mohitoz’ Law #189

If it goes up, it’ll bring you down.

Law of Paper Cups

Mohitoz’ Law #188

A paper cup will leak on you in a way that will make it look like you have wet yourself.

First Law of the Church

Mohitoz’ Law #187

Seven days without God will makes one weak.

Law of Perverse Justice

Mohitoz’ Law #186

(Courtesy: Satbir)

Rs 2,000 fine for drunken driving. Rs 1,000 for molesting a child – especially, if you’re a top cop.

Law of Prince Williams

Mohitoz’ Law #185

My castle is not my home. Not every night anyway.

A prince becomes a pauper...for only one night (Photo courtesy: Centrepoint/PA/The Guardian).

Law of Tolkien

Mohitoz’ Law #184

If you watch The Lord of the Rings repeatedly, it becomes a force of hobit.

Second Law of Copenhagen

Mohitoz’ Law #183

The Climate Summit can be summed up in one word: No-hope-in-hagen.

(It’s also my 20th entry in Urban Dictionary.)

Fifth Law of Delhi

Mohitoz’ Law#182

Where there’s a leaf-burning fire, there will be smog.

Every winter, pollution-causing leaves are burned on Delhi's streets: Copenhagen-type agreements can be thrown to teh winds

Law of Anatomical Amazement

Mohitoz’ Law #181

Sometimes, feet will smell and noses will run.

Law of David Headley

Mohitoz’ Law #180

Always judge a spook by his cover.

Law of Sita

Mohitoz’ Law #179

Ravana just didn’t figure out the Ramifications.

Law of Haagen Dazs

Mohitoz’ Law #178

Our ice creams are really cold but our customer policies generate a lot of heat.

Cold ice-creams, even colder reception for Indians...in India

Law of Archies

Mohitoz’ Law #177

For greeting card companies, their future is in the cards.

Second Law of Indian Justice

Mohitoz’ Law # 176

Murder will get you life.

Law of Consolation

Mohitoz’ Law #175

A wrist with a twist is better than a broken leg on a ski slope.